Ruthless

Come on, kids, let's get going. Niels for UEFA President.

I'm here, and still basking in the glory of Liverpool, ManUre and Cuntski's respective Champions League fortunes.

Thanks, I hope for a timely appointment so that I may hand the CL trophy to Danny Agger in June.

Can we change the description of the forum? "where blablabla discuss their much loved sport" is lame.

You should ask Goat by PM or in the main forum. I'm not sure he reads this forum.

Any suggestions for alternative descriptions?

Where deceitful south americans etc... was better if a little degrading.

Oh and post your location lest you fancy -banhammer shoved up your batty.

Oh yeah, and Arsenal's fortunes in every competition known to man. But in futureball they're kicking arse!!

I made it.

Avatar, location.

You have three weeks.

Now that you bring it up, let's do a little brainstorming.

"The home of shame & schadenfreude. No prawn sandwiches allowed on the terraces."

Beware of burning Vespas, The Gambian hooligans and fraudulent Danish forecasts.

Or just the burning Vespas if you want to avoid too many in-jokes.

Burning Vespas I like. Short and to the point.

Yep.

Where's the 'quick reply' box? This place sucks.

Ok, revelation time.

I find it weird that, after more than two years, nobody has figured out that I am in fact...



...Martin Jørgensen of Fiorentina!

My now famous display of skills in Frankfurt should have given some of you a clue.

Don't you have an uber-fast innernet connection? Its hardly a chore to press the reply button and start typing from there. On the contrary, you get all the fancy options like italics and shit.

"Burning Vespas"

I like that.

Cees, my post was missing a

Niels, that Fiorentina player is apparently 1.79m tall - does that mean he also needs to be helped up onto the bench in the dressing room?